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"Its never just a game when you're winning."
"Scratch any cynic and you'll find a disappointed idealist."
"Honesty may be the best policy, but it's important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy."
"I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately."
"I worry about my judgment when anything I believe in or do regularly begins to be accepted by the American public."
"I'm 60 years of age. That's 16 Celsius."
"I'm not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose... it'll be much harder to detect."
"Some national parks have long waiting lists for camping reservations. When you have to wait a year to sleep next to a tree, something is wrong."
"There's no present. There's only the immediate future and the recent past."
"Those who dance are considered insane by those who can't hear the music."
"Weather forcast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning."
"Well, if crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? They never mention that part to us, do they?"
"Where do forest rangers go to get away from it all?"